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Me:
(to girl) Hi, my name is Alex, and I was wondering if you could explain to me why there are no blue foods.
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Girl:
Uh...what?
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Me:
You know...there are no blue foods. Blueberries are actually purple, and those blue corn chips don't count. Why are there no blue foods?
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Girl:
Why should I know?
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Me:
Well...you're not really supposed to know.
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Girl:
Why are you asking me this?
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Me:
It's just supposed to be this cute little ice-breaker so that we can get an interesting conversation going.
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Girl:
Oh...
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Me:
(unenthusiastically) Wanna go to a bar sometime?
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Girl:
(excited) Oh my gawd! Yes! That would be fun! I'm gunna get so plastered!
